I've released a small new offering for $5 patrons:

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Here's a previously unreleased text adventure I wrote in 2013 for a (24 hour?) game jam on the now defunct forums of a small indie game community. Thought it would make a nice random treat for my $5 patrons! I haven't touched the code but I remember it had at least one bug in it. On any scene you should be able to type "options" to get a list of valid commands. The story references the Charles Mingus song "The Clown."

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